[2024-12-19T07:00:12.738000+00:00] berncatsel: @everyone **THE CARDINAL SINISTER MANIPULATION COMBO: WITH UMINEKO POWER, ARRIVES AT LAST. GET YOURS NOW AND SUPERPOWER YOUR OTHER AUDIOS WITH THE INSANE BOOSTS IT OFFERS!!**
https://vesteriaaudios.gumroad.com/l/bnabp
[2024-12-05T12:06:47.974000+00:00] berncatsel: @everyone ^^^^^ All of them have been sent out, along with Preorder bonuses of Apotropaion Wonder. Cheers <:ToB:1284975680358187009>
[2024-12-01T11:23:35.893000+00:00] berncatsel: @everyone In more IMPORTANT news, all Phantasms from last week (and so on) are being sent out by email today and tomorrow, preorder bonuses too.
[2024-11-25T08:08:44.926000+00:00] berncatsel: @everyone WONDER OF U ONCE AGAIN AVAILABLE FOR ONE DAY ONLY. GET YOUR BASE COPY, PHANTASMS, ETC **NOW** BEFORE YOU REGRET IT FOREVER.
https://vesteriaaudios.gumroad.com/l/uuqzru
[2024-11-06T06:05:55.681000+00:00] berncatsel: @everyone **EARLY ACCESS PHASE BEGINS. PRICE OF APOTROPAION WONDER HAS RAISED SO THAT IT CANNOT BE BOUGHT. (UNLESS YOU REALLY WANT IT OR SOMETHING). ENJOY, PREORDERERS!**
[2024-10-31T22:07:34.972000+00:00] berncatsel: @everyone **THE AUDIO OF ABSOLUTE EVIL --- TAKING OVER THE UPPER-SOCIETY OF THE WORLD THROUGH CALAMITIES. CLAIM YOUR COPY OF THIS LIMITED, NEVER-RETURNING AUDIO BEFORE YOU LOSE THE OPPORTUNITY FOREVER.**
(Link below!)
https://vesteriaaudios.gumroad.com/l/uuqzru
[2024-09-12T02:29:12.450000+00:00] berncatsel: @everyone If you have a Phantasm copy, or order a Phantasm copy, your Phantasms will be sent soon via email
[2024-09-12T02:11:46.962000+00:00] berncatsel: @everyone GRANDMASTER IS OUT!!
[2024-09-12T00:14:24.350000+00:00] berncatsel: @everyone Every Calamity has a Miracle…
[2024-09-11T18:39:10.034000+00:00] berncatsel: @everyone Emails have been sent out! 🙌
[2024-09-10T22:54:19.536000+00:00] berncatsel: @everyone The Audio, Grandmaster, will be available on the website TOMORROW NIGHT at 10:11 PM EST. However, those who PREORDER (preorders close at 12:00 AM EST) will receive the 3 bonuses (exclusive manual, energy charged image and energy charged sigil) in their email tonight. 

To repeat that, those who preorder will receive the preordering bonuses in their email tonight, but the audio itself will be going live for everyone at the same time which is tomorrow night at 10:11 PM EST. Thank you for investing in yourself with GRANDMASTER <:junkokuma:1277856519114854420> 

For those who preordered, <@&1281783649125138532>, are you excited to get your rewards tonight?? Let me know in <#1067211209255956573> 👈
[2024-09-10T05:22:03.907000+00:00] berncatsel: @everyone This is the __**FINAL DAY**__ to preorder Junko/Grandmaster and get the bonuses from preordering. After the day ends, those rewards will __never return in any capacity__, nor will they EVER be sold separately. If you want those limited rewards, preorder ASAP <:junkokuma:1277856519114854420>
[2024-09-05T20:28:18.259000+00:00] berncatsel: @everyone P.S., Grandmaster is already completely finished and polished, the official release date is simply September 11th because that's numerologically the perfect day to post the audio for you all. So if you're concerned about release dates, I'm here to reassure you that it will be faithfully abided by 🙌
[2024-09-05T17:05:08.723000+00:00] berncatsel: @everyone https://vesteriaaudios.gumroad.com/l/grandmaster
GRANDMASTER PREORDERS!
[2024-09-01T21:51:53.235000+00:00] berncatsel: @everyone Phantasm 4 and 3 are ready for Bern 🫡 Those who have Phan 3 or 4 please dm me, thanks!
[2024-08-23T23:01:10.567000+00:00] berncatsel: @everyone Phantasm 5s are being sent out now, the lower ones are still in development but you can expect them quickly. Phantasm 5 owners, message me so I can send them out to you (or alternatively check and see if you've been emailed already) <:RikaYay:1172231468089618533>
[2024-08-22T01:52:19.010000+00:00] berncatsel: @everyone Phantasms will be sent out, give me a bit of time. They'll be sent out by tonight
[2024-08-22T01:49:13.245000+00:00] berncatsel: @everyone https://vesteriaaudios.gumroad.com/l/fdivzp
BERNKASTEL V5 OUT NOW!!
[2024-08-21T19:00:15.837000+00:00] berncatsel: @everyone Avg Cuck Darknesscel vs God Tier Bernkastel user
[2024-08-21T18:07:20.050000+00:00] berncatsel: @everyone P.S. Phantasms carry over to the next version. So any phantasms from V4 is automatically patched in to your V5 copy. Just DM me when it’s out and I’ll send the updated Phantasm file
[2024-08-21T18:07:16.435000+00:00] withererswife: not even as a limited time thing?!
[2024-08-21T18:06:42.148000+00:00] berncatsel: No lol
[2024-08-21T18:05:22.521000+00:00] withererswife: is it free…
[2024-08-21T18:04:03.466000+00:00] berncatsel: @everyone BERNKASTEL V5 launches at 8:44 PM CST tonight
[2024-08-21T07:44:45.319000+00:00] withererswife: And SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE WITCH OF MIRACLES!! <:BernkastelBEHOLD:1257431646026862713> <:cube:1267245301425504328>
[2024-08-21T07:44:10.360000+00:00] withererswife: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1224579841605636138/1275616074259369994/c2838224-9d8c-4e2a-96cf-f4258ebc5bb6-ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif?ex=66c6898b&is=66c5380b&hm=a4bfb6a48caabe75aa72f42599106d1baf4d47048730ada9292a92ce8e648f27&
[2024-08-21T07:44:08.238000+00:00] withererswife: @everyone
bernkastel convincing you why you should buy her audio when v5 comes out (there has been hundreds of results she will be talking for hours)
[2024-08-18T20:41:38.429000+00:00] berncatsel: @everyone EVATRICE sold out, congrats to everyone who got the last copies! V2 coming soon for the buyers! <:evatriceevil:1273034559386030221>
[2024-08-17T15:07:02.028000+00:00] berncatsel: @everyone Last reminder about EVA-BEATRICE; only Six Copies remain. I will NOT post any more about EVA-BEATRICE after this message, this is my very last time offering it to you. It will be sold out extremely soon. Whether it's phantasms or a single copy, make sure to invest in yourself by adding this insanely rare project to your arsenal of audios (link to it is in the post).
https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxZB0gKQsQU0P0qdf1K_Z55SoRIUD4SZVA
[2024-08-13T21:45:35.870000+00:00] berncatsel: @everyone **ALL** of the copies are almost gone! Be one of the last ones to get yours before it leaves __indefinitely__! Using EVA-BEATRICE allows you to serve your Meta Purpose to the Highest Aeonic Degree, invest in yourself and witness great change today by clicking the link above. <:evatriceevil:1273034559386030221>
[2024-08-08T18:56:28.233000+00:00] berncatsel: @everyone Less than half of the copies remain, make sure you get yours (or Phantasm it) if you don't want to miss out! A MUST-PAIR with any Supernatural/Occult audio (especially the new YouTube ones). 
Link is above <:EvaBeatrice:885016390141104198>
[2024-08-04T01:48:32.751000+00:00] berncatsel: @here a couple MONSTROUS results from EVA so you know it's the real deal 🤣 Only V1 too
[2024-08-04T01:45:37.858000+00:00] berncatsel: (Leaves on First of September indefinitely; regardless of whether copies sell out fully or not)
[2024-08-04T01:45:17.656000+00:00] berncatsel: @everyone EVA-BEATRICE IS BACK WITH A VENGEANCE. GET IT WHILE YOU STILL CAN, V2 IS COMING OUT THIS MONTH! 
https://vesteriaaudios.gumroad.com/l/eycfuq
[2024-07-18T23:29:09.568000+00:00] berncatsel: @everyone Don't forget that The Embodiment of the Scarlet Devil leaves **indefinitely** soon and will be __unobtainable__ after August 1st! Link to it is above ^
[2024-07-11T23:26:09.982000+00:00] berncatsel: @everyone 
# Only three weeks left and The Embodiment of the Scarlet Devil is gone ***indefinitely***! Claim your copy now before time runs out by clicking below:
https://vesteriaaudios.gumroad.com/l/bonbc
(Also, new result from EOSD in image)
[2024-07-04T07:58:23.850000+00:00] berncatsel: @everyone AVERAGE EOSD USER (388GIGAMOGGER)
[2024-07-04T05:08:24.362000+00:00] berncatsel: All EOSD purchasers DM me with proof so I can let you into the __**EXCLUSIVE**__ PRIVATE SERVER WITH MORE INFO ON 388 AND OTHER GOODIES LIKE MONTHLY SUBLIMINAL SUGGESTIONS W/ VOTES ON WHICH GETS MADE! @here
[2024-07-04T05:01:04.229000+00:00] berncatsel: @everyone 

THE EMBODIMENT OF THE SCARLET DEVIL -- THE ULTIMATE DARK APOTHEOSIS AUDIO, AVAILABLE NOW. WILL BE GONE INDEFINITELY ON THE SECOND OF AUGUST, GET YOUR COPY BEFORE TIME IS UP.
https://vesteriaaudios.gumroad.com/l/bonbc
[2024-06-23T21:36:12.632000+00:00] berncatsel: @everyone P.P.S. BPv2 and Eva-Beatrice are the same as before as they didn’t need updates.
[2024-06-23T03:38:43.512000+00:00] berncatsel: @everyone **P.S. All Gumroad Audios have been Boosted massively to celebrate the Johan release. There is a new file for each of them, earlier purchasers make sure to go download!**
[2024-06-23T01:33:31.184000+00:00] berncatsel: @everyone

TRUE MONSTER JOHAN LIEBERT -- FINALLY AVAILABLE IN LIMITED COPIES ONLY. FULLY UNLEASH YOUR INNER CUNNING AND BECOME A MACHIAVELLIAN SORCERER BEFORE TIME RUNS OUT, CLAIM YOUR COPY BELOW TODAY!
https://vesteriaaudios.gumroad.com/l/lrbsh
[2024-05-19T18:19:58.537000+00:00] berncatsel: @everyone

THE EPITOME OF PERFECTION -- BEASTLY PROGENITOR V2 (UNCHAINED), LIVE NOW. 20% DISCOUNT FOR THE FIRST TWENTY FOUR HOURS ONLY USING CODE "LADYVESTERIA".
https://vesteriaaudios.gumroad.com/l/xzxtqb/LADYVESTERIA
[2024-03-15T03:16:53.031000+00:00] berncatsel: @everyone 

—- Picked by the users, The Darkest Knight has been chosen for restocking with limited copies!

Just like KingKiller V2 returned during the XMAS Campaign, this exclusive return is a great way to get one of the most powerful male audios that you may have missed out on.

— Don’t pass the chance up! Link below, check it out now!
https://vesteriaaudios.gumroad.com/l/cgqpt
[2023-10-14T19:28:45.830000+00:00] berncatsel: <:Pain:1076380558835331123>
[2023-10-14T19:28:41.395000+00:00] berncatsel: @everyone
[2023-10-13T13:44:24.929000+00:00] berncatsel: @everyone